10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes