10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--