10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth