10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fold and live to fold again
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!