10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!