10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Those eggs smell delicious!