10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen