10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris