10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT