10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson