10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.