10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.