10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.