10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier