10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant