10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.