10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword