10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!