10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright