10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--