10 Random Poker Quotes

Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson