10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.