10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers