10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters