10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."