10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth