10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.