10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier