10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo