10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)