10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves