10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack