10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear