10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com