10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave