10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim