10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is for loners.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.