10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim