10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "No river, no fish."