10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.