10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.