10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP