10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "No river, no fish."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.