10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!