10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs