10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--