10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo