10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders