10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack