10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"